Funny Sms

Funny Sms

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

In our life time 6 things can come at any time:

1.love

2.friendship

3.money

4.death

5.illness

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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night

(Language: Hindi)

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

(Language: Hindi)

AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI

TUM HO.

DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI

"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...

Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...

I asked GOD:

Why it is so???

GOD replied:

"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

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