Jokes 28/05/2009
Pakistani Jokes
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Sardar Ji: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?
Why Singh is King ???
A Sardar Ji walks into a bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Sardar: I am going to India for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.
Bank officer: We need security for the loan.
The Sardar hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.
The bank officer pays him the money. An employee of the bank then drives the
Ferrari into the bank's garage.
As the Sardar leaves, bank employees enjoy a good laugh at the Sardar for
using a $250,000 Ferrari as security against a $5,000 loan.
Two weeks later, the Sardar returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest of
$15.41.
Loan Officer: We are a little puzzled. You are a multi millionaire and have
a Ferrari. Why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
Sardar: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return ?
Ah, the mind of the SARDARS...
This is why Singh is King... Singh is King..
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