Jokes 31 05 2009
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi.
Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tera kya hoga kaaliya?
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· Dhoni, Bipasha come together for Reebok
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· Deepika beats Angelina Jolie
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· Kat claims she and Salman are still together
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· Aishwarya to shake her legs at IIFA
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· Chitra Singh’s daughter hangs herself
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· Deepika to play Hrithik’s ladylove in ‘Krrish2...
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· Sallu, Kat’s five yrs old relationship ended
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Jokes 30 05 09
Ik Gujarati Gujju ko bijli ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.
Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagane ka.
Ik Marathi girl post-office me money-order karvane jati hai.
Postmaster: Madam, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.
Marathi Girl: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej rahi hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.
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Bollywood News 30 05 09
Aishwarya Rai to Perform at IIFA 2009
Deepika Padukone is the new much sought after Bollywood star
Film on Sonia Gandhi all set for release
Himesh Reshammiya’s Kajraare to be a Diwali release
Big B’s magnificent king size suite at
The Bengali connection
Tushar Kapoor miffed with Comedy Circus
Gayatri Patel: Bollywood’s new import from
Madhavan on a Roll
Sanjay Suri in Hindi-Assamese bilingual
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Kavita (Poem) 30 05 09
Hai dil ki tamanna mar jayen,
jeene kee kasam kyUM dete ho.
Hum chod chuke hai jis mai ko,
Pine ki kasam kyun dete ho.
Bekadar tumhe kyaa khabar,
abhi tak jakham hamare taja hain.
Jane do ab un jakhmon ko,
sine ki kasam kyun dete ho.
Din-raat bhavar me tufaan se,
takarana apani kismat hai.
Aise me bhala tum sahil ko,
chune ki kasam kyun dete ho.
Masum hamara ikalaa dil,
aur us par lakhon julm-sitam
Jab rona apana jeevan hai,
Hasane ki kasam kyun dete ho
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Funny Marathi Jokes
Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi musafir udhar se nikal rahi thi
Marathi Musafir: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi, thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
Romantic Jokes, SMS
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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