Women...Keep ON Smiling.

What I Want in a Man, Original List:

 

1. Handsome 
2. Charming 
3. Financially successful 
4. A caring listener 
5. Witty 
6. In good shape 
7. Dresses with style 
8. Appreciates finer things 
9. Full of thoughtful surprises 
10. An imaginative, romantic lover 
  
  

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36) 

1. Nice looking 
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 
4. Wants to talk to me. 
5. Laughs at my jokes 
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out 
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 
9. Loves to go for drives 
10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week 
  
  
  
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 

1. Not too ugly 
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 
4. Nods head when I'm talking 
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 
10. Shaves most weekends 
  
  
  
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 
3. Doesn't borrow money too often 
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 
9. Remembers your name on occasion 
10. Shaves some weekends 
  
  
  
 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 

1. Doesn't scare small children 
2. Remembers where bathroom is 
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 
4. Only snores lightly when asleep 
5. Remembers why he's laughing 
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 
7. Usually wears some clothes 
8. Likes soft foods 
9? Remembers where he left his teeth 
10. Remembers that it's the weekend 
  
  
  
 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 

1. Breathing 
2. Doesn't miss the toilet 

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