Why God doesn't have a PhD
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use
human subjects.
10.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by
drowning his subjects.
11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13.Some say he had his son teach the class.
14.He expelled his first two students for learning.
15.Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
mountaintop.
Women...Keep ON Smiling.
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My Sweet Feelings
When I look back at the times we just used to be friend…
I see the wind of love around me…
Love which I had never experienced…
Love in which I never used to believe..
Your gestures, your affection, your thoughts…..
You leaded me along with your sweetness….
And I entered n to the dangerous waters of the conversation about love…..
But being me I never used to accept that I am descending and it will never gonna stop…
My longing for you was always very strong….
For sure I never told you about it that I started missing u….
Your simple message brightens my day…
Your name on my cell gives a bright light to my soul…
LOVE & LIFE
This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.
One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.
"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.
And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"
He said: "I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by listening to his response.
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.
Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE
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Twenty Great One Liners
1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
